Shopper's Prayers

I need these on little wallet sized inspirational cards....

Our Cash, Which art on plastic

Hallowed be thy name

Thy Gucci Watch

Thy Prada Bag

In Saks

As it is in Neimans

Give us each day our Platinum Visa

And forgive us our Overdraft

As we forgive those who cease our Mastercard

Lead us not into Kmart

And deliver us from Target

For thine is Versace, the Akira & Armani

For Chanel No. 5 and Eternity

Amex

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God, grant me the serenityto accept the things I cannot afford and not try to buy them anyway;courage to change my mind about something I don't really like and just take it back or leave it in the store to begin with;and wisdom to know the difference between items that are worth the expense and items that should only ever be bought out of season, on super sale or at Target

- ?

Home SWEET Home

Yayyyyy soooo today ii went apartment hunting....
= D
&& ii'm officially staying in MIAMI for school && iim pretty darn happy with this decision
LET GO && LET GOD always works!

My family is in town && ii found 2 kick asz studios && my fambam agreed on them that they were hella bomb! I would post pix but iim not jynxin anything where ii have to lay my head!
I'ma just pray pray pray! Because every time ii get excited && wanna tell everyone it, something doesnt go right = [

= D

Yayyy
okay well ii have class now lemme get going [ ;

The Garden of REAL...what is this world comming to

The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch

Adult Toys...

Listening to:

MF DOOM-"Let Me Watch"

Messy Marv- "Don't wanna loose you"

The Click- "Hurricane"

So in retail marketing we had presentations and ooooo do ii love presentations...

iim not too much the nervous type, because I like to talk toooo damn much! But that is sooo not the reason I lovvvveeee presentations...I like hearing the crazy shxt other kids say during theirs! LMAO ME && Quon was in the back of the clasz laffing our asses off

bwawhhahahaha! Buncha spoiled rotten daddy's girls! I at least have to give it to the hard working gay guys in my classes who bust their bootys to have the top designer *MAN BAGS* ;

But aside from all the spoiled bitches there's this chick who has the cutest lil style of her own! She presented us with KIDROBOT products...which are indeedy ADULT toys! (not the vibrators and dildo grow-a-penis toys)! Actual adult toys && their kinda cute! When I think of my own place down the road these def would be some sick decorations! You may have seen Kidrobot products in Urban Oufitter's on the toy tables and they have little blind boxes where your not quite sure what your getting. Each piece is limited edition and they are all created by different graffiti artists around the word! They also hold in-store events where kidrobot collectors bring their collection toys and trade && $ell them with other kidrobot collectors. Its turning into a cute lil cult! I might just be the nerd I am and purchase a few! But as my teacher Mr. Leder said "Its a very dope idea but if too many people find out about it, might not be so dope, the secretism (is that even a word) makes it even cooler". Check em out.

Locations in NY, LA, MIA, and SF also available at U.O. = ]

but the website has some cool shxttt

&& for those who actually believe in Valentine's Day...here's a pretty cute site...

www.fredflare.com <3>

Pressure- Jazmine Sullivan

i need $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


&& yuhr probably thinking " YOU && EVERYBODY ELSE BETCH"

electric relaxation X weekend warrior X Melody Eh$ani

Noooo iim not talkin about vibrators....

ii'm chillin in the apartment bored just thinkin && shxt. Yeah iim still stuck on this whole move... okay sooo miami isn't for everyone and iim most def in wid the ones that its not for! ii MAKE MOVES...and although moving BACK to Orlando isn't a move ii usually make (backwards) ii think it's smartest! Ive seen most of Miami, and to really enjoy it yuh gotta have been done $tacked and got grown && shxt! ii rather move back to Orlando $tack && get my education! I can do the same shxt iim doin here + design & be HAPPY = D
Every night all ii can do isz pray God orders my steps...

Moms came down wid Gheeda && Aunt Dot yesterday to pick up the cousin Ashley. Mom keeps calling saying ii sound all down && sounded pretty down yesterday...
ii mean iim really tryna make the best out of everything but iim really not feelin the whole miami vibe! whateverrr...soooo ii was just looking around at some new underground clothing brands...and iim pretty interested in one iiva had my eye on that finally opened an online site where you can buy there apparel = D kinda excited...their called weekend warriors && ii like what their all about..
I like Hellz Bellz, M.O.B., Nails Did kinda iszh && that whole WOMAN STREET WEAR stand on things...sooo ii do much appreciate this new brand Weekend Warriors
out the blog && links to their clothes = ]
ughhh && ii see the previews of

Melody Eh$ani s/s 09 collections... <3oooooohweeeee>

you can't tell me this girl aint doin the damn thang

iim soooo excited...
&& these were just a few of my favs...could you imagine...

yuh know what this means...
the rest of the winter $TACK $TACK $TACK

Welcome back, welcome back...

So...I apologize my computer crashed && ii been going through hell wid dell trying to get a new hard drive they keep sending me some refurbished shxt sooo now they wanna send the real fresh out the factory ish...
&&
to add to that my blackberry BROKE grrrrrrrrrrr

ooooooo this lil white boy just came in the computer lab wit an alife SHIRT that makes him look superrrrr cool! Got it give it to him pretty nice shirt!

I'm back in dirty MIAMI...

Let me start off with these pictutres

This is the Miami you visit...

This is DOWNTOWN MIAMI..where ii live...

ughhh Its pretty much official in my cranium iim moving back HOME to ORLANDOOOOO

<3

For more reasons than the fact that I'M HATING MIAMI

MIAMI is NOT a place to live, its a place to VISIT...amen!

I love this school but ii HATE LOATHE DESPISEEEEEEEE...MIAMI

okayyy sooo its not that bad but iif iits up to me....

ORLANDO iim comming back!

I promised my mom && myself ii would stick it out for a COMPLETE year until I made my decision to stay or not soooo iim here for two more quarters....JULY 09'

we'll see what happens!

Sooo ii def had a nice lonnnnnngggg vacation back home to Orlando = D

got to chill wid my fam && make a few extra $$$$$$$$$

My parents are splitting = [ but daddy dunno yet lmao

but as long as my moms happy iim happy!

It kinda adds to why ii NEVER wanna get married...

ughhh

&&

my family is moving. DUNNO where though...ii feel bad for my bro because he's still in the house && has to deal with the seperation more than me...

but he'll be straight!

When ii move back though iim goin to get my own place = D

how exciting

sooo ii gotta stack while iim here!

DID I MENTION....

ii have to pay mutha fxckn $80 a month to park at my job wtf kinda shxt isz that!?!

I'm working FOR YOUUUUUUUUU && you can't even pay my parking fee!

ughhhh yet another reason why ii hate MIAMI

try going to the beach without paying at least $10 just to park!

Ummmm NO!

Enough complaining...

ii sound lika cheapoooo but ii hate fckn cheapo's

ughhhh

but seriously ii have soooo much ish to pay for this quarter including my $350 ticket = /

ii HATE 5-O

FCK THE COP that pulled me over, not for pullin me over cusz ii prob needed to be pulled over or ii prob woulda been dead but for SHOWING UP AT COURT....BXTCHHHHHHHHHH!

OOoooo && then the stuff ii dont mind payin for like

my subscription to MISBEEHAVE

Oooooo && METRO POP my favvvvvvsz

aaaaaahhhh LOVE...

<3

Lets think of more of the positive...

ummmm

ummmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmmm

iima have to get back to you on the positive...! cusz ii could most def order my magazines to ORLANDO...lmao

Lets see what else did ii do while in ORLANDO...

Got to see my MAINS

ii love them soooo much

they're sooo fckn sweet!

ummmmmm...

ii didnt go out as much as ii thought ii would have but iit was enough = ]

Ummm yeah iit was noice...

Now iim back here just got out of my first class of my 3rd quarter (retail marketing)

damn does time flyy...

Teacher seems ko0

&&

yeahhh...back to being FOCUSED! = [