Saturday, January 31, 2009

Shopper's Prayers

I need these on little wallet sized inspirational cards....

Our Cash, Which art on plastic

Hallowed be thy name

Thy Gucci Watch

Thy Prada Bag

In Saks

As it is in Neimans

Give us each day our Platinum Visa

And forgive us our Overdraft

As we forgive those who cease our Mastercard

Lead us not into Kmart

And deliver us from Target

For thine is Versace, the Akira & Armani

For Chanel No. 5 and Eternity

Amex

-?

God, grant me the serenityto accept the things I cannot afford and not try to buy them anyway;courage to change my mind about something I don't really like and just take it back or leave it in the store to begin with;and wisdom to know the difference between items that are worth the expense and items that should only ever be bought out of season, on super sale or at Target

- ?

2 comments:

  1. amen !

    i like target btw . i sometimes find some nice stuff there . (:

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  2. lmao iim sayin dont worry boo ii didnt write em lmao some rich bxtch did aint nuttin wrong wit target cept MY HOURS = P

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